I'll Bet That's a Sassy Manicure

This is a transcription of an actual conversation between two women ahead of me in the microwave line today.

Woman 1: ...so then mom and I got manicures.
Woman 2: Where do you go for that?
Woman 1: The strip club in front of Target.
Woman 2: The strip club?
Woman 1: Yeah, you know. In front of Target.
Woman 2: The strip club?
Woman 1: (stares blankly)
Woman 2: Strip...CLUB?
Woman 1: OHMYGOD! MALL, Strip mall!

Then they proceeded to giggle for approximately twelve minutes.

If you work in a gray corporate setting, this is hilarious.