The More You Know

This episode of The More You Know is entitled: "How to make your young girls yell 'Daddy' in perfect synchronization and harmony". I have two young daughters, only 18 months apart, and lately I've stumbled upon a few ways to compel them to reflexively shout out "Daddy" in perfect time. For the benefit of others who may yearn for this skill, I'm sharing my secrets with the world. Before we begin, there is one prerequisite. First, you much purchase a small and cute puppy, such as ours, pictured below.


The list:

1. Refer to your dog as "Stinkweasel". Example, "Why are you so smelly, Stinkweasel?" DADDY!!!!
2. Imply that your dog is stupid. Example, "Why is the stupid dog eating a Kleenex?" DADDY!!!
3. Yell for the dog to come. The dog actually is a stupid stinkweasel, so she will not come on the first attempt. Yell again for her to come. She will only simultaneously stare blankly at you and something in the distance, because her stupid stinkweasel eyes look in two different directions. Yell one last time. She will, of course, ignore you. Walk towards the dog, proclaiming your intention to "beat her to death." DADDY!!!!
   

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